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Putin' It Out There: Bad neighbors
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Putin' It Out There: Bad neighbors

On this episode of Vladimir Putin's public access AMA, the Russian president offers his thoughts on dealing with an annoying neighbor. #PUPPETREGIME

World leaders give Valentine's advice
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World leaders give Valentine's advice

Need Valentine's Day tips? Don’t ask these world leaders. Trust us. #PUPPETREGIME

Biden signs with a talent agency
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Biden signs with a talent agency

The ex-president has reached a deal with CAA, one of Hollywood's most storied agencies. What projects can we expect from the Kid from Scranton? #PUPPETREGIME

Joe Biden's next chapter
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Joe Biden's next chapter

Joe Biden suddenly has a lot more free time on the calendar. How has he been spending it? #PUPPETREGIME

​Vice President Kamala Harris attends the opening of a pop-up ice cream shop "Smize & Dream" owned by Tyra Banks, in Washington, US, on July 19, 2024.
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November’s election is so close and yet so far

Come Nov. 5, will the anti-incumbency, anti-establishment sentiment circling the globe prove decisive? Does age – first Biden’s but potentially now Trump’s – matter? Is the existential threat to US democracy the single and most animating force for voters? Did Harris’s entrance come too late?

Trump breaks Biden's big news to Putin
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Trump breaks Biden's big news to Putin

The Russian president is bewildered when Donald tells him about Joe's decision to step down. #PUPPETREGIME

The 3am Call Comes for Biden
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The 3am Call Comes for Biden

Owing to President Biden's new, revised working schedule, there shall be no global events occurring between the hours of 8pm and 8am. #PUPPETREGIME

Biden in Training: Has Joe still got it?
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Biden in Training: Has Joe still got it?

An aging fighter returns to the ring one last time to defend his title. Does he still have what it takes? #PUPPETREGIME

America's Minimally Viable Candidates
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America's Minimally Viable Candidates

In the exclusive first Presidential Debate, hosted by Puppet News Network, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are asked to clear a very low bar. Can they even do it? #PUPPETREGIME

NEW TRUMP SINGLE JUST DROPPED: Gilty & Guilty
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NEW TRUMP SINGLE JUST DROPPED: Gilty & Guilty

The former president discovers that his 34 felony convictions have a melodic silver lining. Meanwhile, his opponent, Joe Biden, can't seem to make the most of the moment. #PUPPETREGIME