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Putin wants Trump to DO IT
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Putin wants Trump to DO IT

Who's "quagmire"? #puppetregime

Trump's huge holiday tariff threat
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Trump's huge holiday tariff threat

The incoming president takes on the US' biggest trade partner. #PUPPETREGIME

Trump, Putin, and Xi want to have more babies
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Trump, Putin, and Xi want to have more babies

This week, Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping's new podcast, This Authoritarian Life, welcomes special guest Donald Trump to talk about a very (in)fertile issue. #PUPPETREGIME

Trump reveals historic Putin chat in Musk interview
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Trump reveals historic Putin chat in Musk interview

During his X-space chat with Elon Musk, Donald Trump described a world-historic conversation that he said he had with Vladimir Putin, in which he convinced the Russian president NOT to do something absolutely dastardly. Puppet Regime has the scoop! #PUPPETREGIME

Biden in Training: Has Joe still got it?
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Biden in Training: Has Joe still got it?

An aging fighter returns to the ring one last time to defend his title. Does he still have what it takes? #PUPPETREGIME

America's Minimally Viable Candidates
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America's Minimally Viable Candidates

In the exclusive first Presidential Debate, hosted by Puppet News Network, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are asked to clear a very low bar. Can they even do it? #PUPPETREGIME

NEW TRUMP SINGLE JUST DROPPED: Gilty & Guilty
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NEW TRUMP SINGLE JUST DROPPED: Gilty & Guilty

The former president discovers that his 34 felony convictions have a melodic silver lining. Meanwhile, his opponent, Joe Biden, can't seem to make the most of the moment. #PUPPETREGIME

Trump’s Gag Order EXPLAINED
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Trump’s Gag Order EXPLAINED

After being fined and warned, defendant Donald Trump learns what he can and cannot say. #PUPPETREGIME

Totally eclipsed by Trump
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Totally eclipsed by Trump

The golden sneakers are sold out, and the Easter bibles flew like hotcakes -- but as the solar eclipse approaches, Donald Trump has an exclusive new offer that you do NOT want to miss. #PUPPETREGIME

Who the hell was that world leader?
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Who the hell was that world leader?

A new game show gives current world leaders' clues to see if they can recognize former world leaders. In this episode, Xi Jinping and Joe Biden face off, but someone else seems to be the elephant in the room...