Wondering what to get the geopolitics nerd in your life this holiday season? (Or perhaps you need ideas for your own wish list?) Well, the GZERO staff has some thoughts. Of course, you should start with books written by our very own Ian Bremmer and his fascinating guests on GZERO World with Ian Bremmer, and we have a few more suggestions we know would please anyone on the GZERO team. Enjoy, and happy holidays.
Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Magnet Kit
Have you ever wondered where conspiracy theories come from? Look no further than your fridge! This magnetic word kit is the perfect way to create outrageous new conspiracies! $29.95
“May Start Talking About Politics” Mug
This perfectly sized 11-ounce ceramic mug is microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe, but it may not keep you safe from arguments. $18.99
World Flags Coloring Book
"Discover as you color" is the angle here, so you can not only memorize the flags of the world but also get facts about each country's capitals, landmarks, population, and "even some intriguing national sports and foods." $9.99
Pencil case of all the US presidents
The White House Gift Shop was founded on Sept. 9, 1946, by presidential order and is now privately owned and unaffiliated with the US federal government. Its assortment of products online is well worth a browse (including a coin commemorating the Trump-Putin historic June 12, 2018, meeting, for example.) We like this pencil case featuring the US presidents (though sadly, the pencils aren't included.) $15.95
Lock of George Washington’s hair
Of course, if you know someone who is really, really, REALLY into American presidential history, what better gift could there be than an actual lock of George Washington’s hair? That’s right, this is an official authentic set of strands that graced the head of the father of our country (presumably under the wig.) $22,300.00
SDG Rubik’s Cube
For those more interested in saving our planet’s future than ruminating on its past, we present to you the SDG Rubik’s Cube, straight from the UN Gift Shop. It comes with a pamphlet explaining each of the UN’s Sustainable Development Goals. Perhaps everyone clever enough to solve a Rubik’s Cube could put their heads together to think about solutions for the big climate change puzzle facing the planet. $24.00
Guess the Politician board game
Win the game by answering yes or no questions to guess your opponent’s politician. Try your best to narrow down the possibilities with questions like “Would you consider this politician an authoritarian dictator?” $38.00
Spin Doctor: The Card Game of Dirty Politics
This one needs no more spin than the product description itself: “Spin Doctor allows you to play the game of politics as you try to win states and become the President of the United States. To get to the White House, you must defend yourself against the other mudslinging candidates, win debates, court the media, and call in favors at the right time. Spin Doctor is a family-friendly strategy card game.” $17.99
EU Bath Duck
You won’t be surprised to learn that these ducks are manufactured according to strict European regulations, feature the responsible use of sustainable materials, and are certified by independent testing institutes. Not like those toxic uncertified non-European rubber ducks! €6,50
Atlas of the World: Thirty-First Edition
Oxford University Press publishes “the most authoritative atlas” and the only one to be updated annually. We’d drool over the full-page satellite images, sophisticated digital maps, and detailed city plans; the new edition even has an update on sea ice in the Arctic and Antarctica. $95.00
Dogs and Politics Crew
We might just have to buy this for a certain owner of a dog named Moose. $50.00
Unstoppable Us: The Two-Book Boxed Set
In theory, these books are written for middle school readers, but who wouldn't want to have the complete two-volume set in which Yuval Noah Harari explains how early humans took over the Earth and why the world they built isn’t fair? $49.98
The Unofficial Guide to the Eurovision Song Contest 2024
It’s Eurovision calling. You must know a global citizen who would be over the moon to receive this ultimate (and unofficial) guide to the biggest singing contest in the world! £9.99
Eurovision Song Contest 2024 Word Search for Adults
OK, so if that gift recipient really, really likes Eurovision, and also enjoys puzzles – well, we have the perfect present that will leave them singing their hearts out with thanks. And it's just $6.99.
DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Mug
Get one before it's cut from the program. Made from high-quality ceramic for long-lasting use and easy cleaning. So very efficient. $17.95
Atlas of the Invisible: Maps and Graphics That Will Change How You See the World
Those who love data-driven graphics will enjoy how the authors took enormous datasets to create detailed maps and visualizations, showing views of how undersea cables and cell towers connect the globe, the happiness levels in different countries, and the effects of global warming. $40.00
Angela Merkel Lemon Citrus Juicer
We saved the best for last. For the person who has everything – we present the Inkognito Angela Merkel cast resin figure sculpture + lemon/citrus juicer/press. Only $188 on eBay – act now, before this is retired too.
Happy holidays from the GZERO crew!
