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Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, is undoubtedly a character worthy of PUPPET REGIME. To celebrate Brexit Day, he continues his poetry recitals with ... the lyrics to ... Mambo Number 5

Boris Johnson's Brexit Poetry

Today is going to be the day, friends. At times of great trial and tribulation, we know that UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson recites the poetry that is closest to his heart. The Iliad, for example. But as the United Kingdom leaves the European Union today, here are the verses that came to the Prime Minister's mind...

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