Coronavirus announces endorsement for US president (exclusive!)

Breaking news: In yet another October surprise, an endorsement in the presidential election! Who will the coronavirus be voting for? #PUPPETREGIME

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The pandemic presidential debate we deserve

Finally, someone who can actually control Trump and Biden on the debate stage. #PUPPETREGIME

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Will Joe Biden make America 2010 again?

Joe Biden's got a new slogan for his campaign -- but can he get Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren to support it? #PUPPETREGIME

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You can call me Al...i Khamenei

Joe Biden gets a call from an unexpected supporter -- the Supreme Leader of Iran? #PUPPETREGIME

The great Belarus deal

Trump is willing to give up Wisconsin for Belarus' democracy? When multilateralism hits the Zoom calls, we can't really tell what's real and what's not. #PUPPETREGIME

The super social new kid at school

Guess who the new student is this year! Will the Coronavirus end up closing down classes before the school year even begins? #PUPPETREGIME

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Trump wants to censor John Bolton's tell-all, but the old walrus-whiskered warmonger has found a big audience for his banned book anyway: at a local pre-school. It's Story Time with John Bolton!

I Take Responsibility PSA: Donald Trump Edition

Wait, did those celebrity videos "taking responsibility" for racism inspire Trump himself to "take responsibility"? Is this some kind of ALT reality? Or is it just an epic troll job from a president who has famously proclaimed, "I don't take responsibility at all" for the consequences of his government's actions (or lack thereof).

It's Crazy Donnie!

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Trump's ABCs

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Donald Trump, The Greatest American
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Kim Jong-Un, The Supremest Leader
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Mark Zuckerberg, The CEO of Darkness
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Vladimir Putin, President of All The Russias
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